I will solve your murder, but it takes John Watson to save your life. Trust me on that – I should know. He’s saved mine so many times, and in so many ways.
do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of
you can stay
yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist
hitmen only hit who they’re paid to hit, rapists will rape anyone they want to. I would much rather be around a hitman than a rapist.
sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star
Captain America: The Winter Soldier | Gag reel
one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone
“I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.”
Donnie Darko (2001) dir. Richard Kelly
*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*
Does whatever Deadpool can!
Makes a plan, any size, catches
thieves and makes them dies!
There goes Deadpool-Man!
do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song